HRH The Princess Wussik al Saud of the Sapphire Throne

Princess Wussick,  my gracious hostess for a few days on my recent travels ,  has threatened legal action because I failed to mention her in a previous post .   My humble apologies Princess.  For a moment there I was  overwhelmed with your place palace and the royal treatment I received from your staff.

Was it you Princess who ordered I be tested with the two glasses when I first arrived?  Had I failed the test of not being able to tell my flute of  Jacob's Creek from my flute  of  Dom Perignon would I have been banished to sleep under the bushes in Kings Park?

Actually Princess I'm the one who should be upset. Every night I left my door open so you could sneak in and sleep at the end  of  my bed.  Seems you prefer to sleep with the staff.  And excellent staff they are. My husband and I always look forward to spending time with them.  Thank you Princess Wussick for your kind hospitality.